epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

i want to get an ass ton of tattoos but alas i’m going into the nursing profession 

loufasa:

[harry styles voice] i heard what you said. it was rude.

man-underboard:

I swear to fucking god if I ever kill myself please stop anyone from making a facebook page in my dedication

galaxyzayn:

My favorite Greek God is Zayn Malik.

bobbyhillbomber:

happy birthday morrissey

Jessica Chastain attends the ‘Behind The Candelabra’ premiere during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Theatre Lumiere on May 21, 2013.

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

petitsirena:

things i need : this dual pink flask / cigarette holder