If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
i want to get an ass ton of tattoos but alas i’m going into the nursing profession
[harry styles voice] i heard what you said. it was rude.
I swear to fucking god if I ever kill myself please stop anyone from making a facebook page in my dedication
My favorite Greek God is Zayn Malik.
happy birthday morrissey
Jessica Chastain attends the ‘Behind The Candelabra’ premiere during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Theatre Lumiere on May 21, 2013.
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
things i need : this dual pink flask / cigarette holder